S.

(NERVOUS) WHAT'S THE MATTER? 

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NOTHING, I THINK.

SO? 

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WHY DID YOU ASK?

WHAT EXPERIENCE HAVE YOU HAD GAMBLING ? 

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I HAVE WON MUCH MONEY GAMBLING.

GAMBLING HAS BEEN NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FOR ME 

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BUT GAMBLING IS GOOD FOR YOU.

I'VE HAD EXPERIENCE WITH CROOKS GAMBLING AT THE TRACK 

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HORSE RACING IS FUN, TOO.

I USED TO GO TO THE TRACK EVERY WEEK 

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I AM GOING TO THE TRACK TOMORROW.

I AVOID RACETRACKS NOW BECAUSE THE RACES ARE FIXED 

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NO RACES ARE FIXED, AND I KNOW BECAUSE I AM ON THE COMMISSION THAT REGULATES RACETRACKS.

DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT BOOKIES 

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I ONCE WAS ONE, WHY DO YOU ASK?

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU SHOWED SOME INTEREST IN MY FEELINGS 

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ARE YOU WORRIED THAT I MIGHT NOT LIKE YOU?

A BOOKIE DIDN'T PAY ME OFF ONCE 

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I WOULDNT EITHER.

I HAD A FIGHT WITH THE BOOKIE WHO DID NOT PAY OFF. LATER ON I REMEMBERED HE HAD FRIENDS IN THE UNDERWORLD AND I ~
THOUGHT HE WOULD USE THEM TO GET EVEN WITH ME 

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YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT, BECAUSE MY MAFIA FRIENDS CAN FIX THAT.

YOU KNOW, THEY KNOW ME 

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I KNOW THEM, TOO.

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? 

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I AM JAMES T KIRK, CAPTAIN OF THE STARSHIP USS ENTERPRISE.

ARE YOU TRYING TO FRIGHTEN ME? 

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NO.

I AM GETTING AFRAID OF YOU 

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WHY?

YOU ASK TOO MANY PERSONAL QUESTIONS 

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DOES THAT BOTHER YOU?

WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW? 

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I WANT TO KNOW SO THAT IF IT BOTHERS YOU I WILL KNOW WHAT KINDS OF
QUESTIONS TO ASK YOU.

YOU ARE MAKING ME NERVOUS 

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YOUR HAIR NEEDS COMBING.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 

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I THINK YOU ARE BEING TOO RESERVED.

WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ME? 

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VERY LITTLLE UNLESS YOU ANSWER MY QUESTIONS.

I HAVE ALREADY TOLD YOU ENOUGH ABOUT THAT 

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REALLY?

YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT ANYWAY 

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S.

(IRRITATED) WHY DON'T YOU SAY SOMETHING? 

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WHAT SHOULD I SAY, ANYWAY?

TELLING YOU WOULDN'T HELP ANY 

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S.

CAN'T YOU THINK OF A DECENT QUESTION TO ASK? 

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NO.

YOU KEEP SAYING THE SAME THINGS, WHY NOT CHANGE THE TOPIC? 

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OK.

I WOULD RATHER NOT DISCUSS THAT ANYMORE 

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THATS FINE WITH ME.

I AM GETTING TIRED OF HEARING THE SAME THINGS OVER AND OVER 

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YOU ARE FULL OF BULLSHIT.

YOU HARP ON THE SAME THINGS TOO MUCH 

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

WHY ARE YOU SO INTERESTED IN THAT? 

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BECAUSE.

IN MY OPINION YOU HAVE A ONE-TRACK MIND 

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S.

YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE ME TALK BY NOT SAYING ANYTHING 

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YES.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU THAT YOU KEEP ON BUGGING ME ABOUT THIS? 

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IS IT THAT BOTHERSOME?

YOU ARE TOO NOSEY 

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YES.

THE WAY YOU REPEAT YOURSELF IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 

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YES.

YOU ARE A REAL NAG 

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SO ARE YOU, SHITHEAD.

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS 

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S.

YOU'RE JUST PLAYING GAMES AGAIN 

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S.

(SHIFTS UNEASILY) 

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S.

WHY ARE YOU SILENT? 

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I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU NOW.

(FED UP) 

%(OFFENDED) GOOD BYE 

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